• Highland Home Flying Squadron [South Dakota]
• Frisco City Whippets [South Dakota]
• Alabama School for the Deaf Silent Warriors [Alabama]
• Holt Ironmen [South Dakota]
• Arab Knights [South Dakota]
• Spanish Fort Toros [South Dakota]
• Hickman Kewpies [Missouri]
  
• Freeport Pretzels [Illinois]
• Monroe Cheesemakers [Wisconsin]
• Page Sand Devils [Arizona]
• Gila Bend Gila Monsters [Arizona]
• Bagdad Sultans [Arizona]
• Centralia Orphans (boys teams) & Annies (girls teams) [Illinois]
• St. Marys Flying Dutch [Pennsylvania]
• Chinook (Mont.) Sugarbeeters [Montana]
• Deering Northern Lights [Alaska]
• Morse Shipbuilders [Maine]
• Laurel Hill Hoboes
• Chinook Sugar Beeters
• Avon Old Farms Winged Beavers [Connecticut]
• Blooming Prairie Awesome Blossoms [Minnesota]
• Poca Dots (Poca, West Virginia)
• Camas Papermakers (Camas, Washington)
• Hesston Swathers (Hesston, Kansas)
• Astoria Fighting Fishermen (Astoria, Oregon)
• Mitchell Kernels (Mitchell, South Dakota)
• Williamsport Millionaires (Williamsport, Pennsylvania)
• Kaukauna Galloping Ghosts (Kaukauna, Wisconsin)
• Ridgefield Spudders (Ridgefield, Washington)
• Live Oak Acorns (Morgan Hill, California)
• Lockport Porters (Lockport, Illinois)
• Frankfort Hot Dogs (Frankfort, Indiana)
• Watersmeet Nimrods (Watersmeet, Michigan)
• Vintage Crushers (Napa, California)
• Yuba City Honkers (Yuba City, California)
• Chattanooga Central Purple Pounders (Harrison, Tennessee)
• Rocky Ford Meloneers (Colorado)
• Mesquite Skeeters [Texas]
• Teutopolis Wooden Shoes [Illinois]
• City Stingarees [Texas]
• Cairo Syrupmakers, Cairo High School, Georgia
• Calvin Christian Squires [Michigan]
• Winters Blizzards [Texas]
• Freeburg Midgets, IL
• Fredonia Hillbillies [New York]
• Brewer Witches [Maine]
• Sequoia Super Squirrels
• Effingham Flaming Hearts [Illinois]
• Ridgefield Spudders
• Bessemer Speedboys
• Boiling Springs Bubblers
• Fordyce Ladybugs [Illinois]
• Morton Potters [Illinois]
• Tillamook Cheesemakers [Oregon]
• Fisher Bunnies [Illinois]
• Dunn Earwig
• Pleasant Hill Billies [Oregon]
• Boone High Toreadors
• Harrison Golden Goblins
• Bray-Doyle Donkeys [Oklahoma]
• Cairo Syrupmakers [Georgia]
• Key Obezags [Maryland]
• Shelley Russetts [Idaho]
• Effingham Flaming Hearts [Illinois]
• Sturgis Scoopers [South Dakota]
• Pekin Chinks [Illinois]
• Gwinn Modeltowners
• Northeast Dubois Jeeps
• Mullins Auctioneers (South Carolina])
• Point Pleasant Big Blacks [West Virginia]
• Glenville Tarblooders [Ohio]
• Compton High Tarbabes I learned that Compton College and Compton High once were located on the same site, adjacent to each other in the same place the high school still stands now. And because the college’s mascot was the Tartar, the high school’s mascot was considered a baby Tartar, or, in a juxtaposition of those words, a Tartar baby.
• Hope College Flying Dutchmen [Michigan]
• Williams College Ephelia, the Purple Cow (Ephs)
• College of Faith Mighty Believers
• DET Denby Tech Prep Tars [Michigan]
• DET Southeastern Jungaleers [Michigan]
• DET Pershing Doughboys [Michigan]
• DET Cass Tech Technicians [Michigan]
• Huron River Rats [Michigan]
• Cranbrook Cranes [Michigan]
• Colon Magi [Michigan]
• Fordson Tractors [Michigan] (former home of Ford tractor manufacturing)
• Edwardsberg Eddies [Michigan]
• Escanaba Eskymos (odd) [Michigan]
• Gladwin Flying G’s [Michigan]
• Gwinn Modeltowners [Michigan]
• Iron River Wykons [Michigan]
• Ishpeming Hematites [Michigan]
• Manistique Emeralds [Michigan]
• Midland Chemics [Michigan] (home of Dow Chemical)
• Onekama Portagers [Michigan]
• Plymouth Salem Rocks [Michigan]
• Vassar Vulcans [Michigan]
• Ypsilanti Lincoln Railsplitters [Michigan]
• Zeeland East Chix [Michigan]
• Zeeland West Dux [Michigan] (the school split in two, both on one campus)
• Saint Mary Shillelaghs [Michigan]
• Britton-Macon Tories [Michigan]
• Saint Anthony Teutons [Michigan]
• Saint Vincent Gaels [Michigan]
• Saint John Gaels [Michigan]
• Galien Gaels [Michigan]
• Saint James Dales [Michigan]
• Faith Christian Conquerors [Michigan]
• Port Hope Bluestars [Michigan]
• Saint Mary Rustics [Michigan]
• Sacred Heart Thorns [Michigan]
• MacArthur Generals [Michigan]
• Three Oaks Oakers [Michigan]
• Waterford Skippers [Michigan]
• Richland Bombers [Washington] (near the nuclear facility in Hanford)
• Potsdam Sandstoners
• Martinsville Brownstreaks [Illinois]
• Cobden Appleknockers [Illinois]
• Lincoln Alices [Indiana]
• Irvine Anteaters [California]
• Polo Marcos [Illinois]
• Northeast Jeeps [Indiana]
• South Webster Jeeps [Ohio]
• Live Oak Acorns
• Tarpon Springs Spongers
• Rapid City Central Cobblers
• Key West High School Fighting Conchs [Florida]
• Putnam County Midgets [Missouri] – no joke
• Piketon Redstreaks [Ohio]
• Richland Junior College Thunderducks
• Columbia Roughnecks [Texas]
• Roscoe Plowboys [Texas]
• Tillamook Cheesemakers (Wisconsin]
• Hatboro-Horsham Hatters
• Blooming Prairie Blossoms [Minnesota]
• Orofino Maniacs [Idaho]Madison-Grant High School IN Argyll Warriors
  Jordan Beetdigger Sandy Utah
  Rhode Island School of Design Nads

• Western Kentucky Hilltoppers Report Abuse
  Marquet Hilltopers out of Wisconsin
  LaPorte Indiana Slicers
  Watersmeet Nimrods
  Hurley Midgets
  Zeeland East Chix, Zeeland, MI
  Camas High school Papermakers
  Hutto Hippos
  C.H. Yoe High School (Cameron,TX) Cameron Yoemen
  Oracles, Delphi High School, Indiana
  Kuna ID cavemen
  It’s Kuna Kavemen
  Hesston High School Swathers
  Hesston, KS. Many Mennonites
  South Central Community School Corp- The Satellites (Union Mills, IN)
  Richland High School Bombers, Richland, WA.
  Midwest City (OK) is also the Bombers
  Cavemen, Mishawaka, Indiana
  Mussselman High School – Applemen, Inwood, WV
  Polo Marcos Polo, IL
  Johnson-Savannah Atomsmashers It’s actually in Thunderbolt GA
  Wellington Skyrockets
  Cary High school Imps
  The Frankfort Hot Dogs
  Cameron HS Cameron, LA Fighting Tarpons
  Frisco High School Fighting Raccoons
  Glenville Tarblooders
  Cairo Syrup Makers (Georgia)
  Bayfield High School Trollers
  Boys Ranch Roughriders – Boys Ranch, TX
  Elkin High School Buckin’ Elks.- North Carolina
  Hollister High School Hay Balers San Benito High school Haybalers. Hollister isn’t a high school
  Dardanelle Sand Lizards
  Watertown Goslings Watertown Wi
  Teoutopolis, IL Wooden Shoes
  Saratoga Springs NY Blue Streaks
  Conway Wampus Cats
  Kettle Moraine Lasers Wales, WI
  Gober Plowboys. Goober, texas
  robstown cottonpickers, robstown texas
  Belfry Bats, belfry Montana
  Corona Aztecs Chandler Az
  Grays Harbor Community College Choker
  Mesquite High School Skeeters, Mesquite, Texas
  Winters Blizzards, Winters, TX
  North Plainfield HS (NJ) Canucks
  LaPorte Slicers (LaPorte, Indiana)
  Knippa, TX Rock Punchers
  Davis Darts – Kaysville, UT
  Lone Jack, Mo. Mules
• Washington’s Richland Bombers (near the nuclear facility in Hanford)
• Hope College Flying Dutchmen
  Williams College Ephelia, the Purple Cow (Ephs)The worst nicknames (stereotypical, regionally non-specific, irrelevant to the state and/or THOUGHTLESS):
  Crusaders of any kind (not a nice group of folks)
  U of Michigan Wolverines (no wolverines in Michigan)

  Interesting:
  College of Faith Mighty Believers
  DET Denby Tech Prep Tars
  DET Southeastern Jungaleers
  DET Pershing Doughboys
  DET Cass Tech Technicians
  Huron River Rats
  Cranbrook Cranes
  Colon Magi
  Fordson Tractors (former home of Ford tractor manufacturing)
  Edwardsberg Eddies
  Escanaba Eskymos (odd)
  Gladwin Flying G’s
  Gwinn Modeltowners
  Iron River West Iron County Wykons
  Ishpeming Hematites
  Manistique Emeralds
  Midland Chemics (home of Dow Chemical)
  Onekama Portagers
  Plymouth Salem Rocks
  Vassar Vulcans
  Ypsilanti Lincoln Railsplitters
  Zeeland East Chix
  Zeeland West Dux (the school split in two, both on one campus)
  Saint Mary HS Shillelaghs
  Britton-Macon HS Tories
  Saint Anthony HS Teutons
  Saint Vincent HS Gaels
  Saint John HS Gaels
  Galien HS Gaels
  Saint James HS Dales
  Faith Christian Conquerors
  Port Hope HS Bluestars
  Saint Mary HS Rustics
  Sacred Heart HS Thorns
  MacArthur HS Generals
  Three Oaks HS Oakers
  Waterford HS Skippers

Overdue for a change:

• Miami Vandals [Arizona]
• Yuma Criminals [Arizona]