Marges Donut Den

Jerry Seinfeld

to the “freaky metaphysical concept” of doughnut holes, which he argues should actually be called doughnut plugs.

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That’s my butt on T.V.
That’s not fair.
Just stepped out to get some donut holes.
The donut hole.
Let’s stop right there.
What a horrible little snack.
If you want a donut, have a donut.
Why are you eating the whole?
It’s such a freaky metaphysical concept to begin with.
You can’t sell people holes.
As hole– a hole does not exist.
Words have meanings!
A hole–
A hole is the absence of whatever is surrounding it,
If they were really donut holes, the bag would be empty.
Okay?
And the donuts that you got holes from wouldn’t have holes because you took them.
Now, if you want, you could take what they’re calling donut holes, but they are not.
You could take the plug and shove it in the hole.
Which I don’t even feel comfortable saying for some reason.
But that would eliminate the donut, the hole, and the plug.
But you still have that fat butt and people shooting you with a camera walking down the street, so it doesn’t work.